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George Carlin Quote - I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.

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Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.
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Life is tough, then you die.
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Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it’s trying to save its body.
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Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
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A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
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I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.
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Some people have no idea what they’re doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
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