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When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don’t eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

A. A. Milne

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Friendship Life One Liner
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Think it over, think it under.
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One Liner Thinking
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When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don’t eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

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