Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLINThe trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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