Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
LILY TOMLINThe trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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