All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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