If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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