Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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