If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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