I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLINDon’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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