The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
LILY TOMLINDon’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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