Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
LILY TOMLINDon’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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