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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Lily Tomlin

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself

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