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More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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