Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
LILY TOMLINIf beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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