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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

Lily Tomlin

Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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