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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

Lily Tomlin

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try

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