I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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Everyone desires long life, not one old age.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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