If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLINIt’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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