It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
JONATHAN SWIFTHow is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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