After 50 years of television, there’s no other conclusion the aliens could draw, but that most humans are neurotic, death-hungry, dysfunctional idiots.
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSONEveryone should have their mind blown once a day.
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Facts are true whether or not you believe them.
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I dream of a world where the truth is what shapes people’s politics, rather than politics shaping what people think is true.
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Practically every food you buy in a store for consumption by humans is genetically modified food. There are no wild, seedless watermelons. There’s no wild cows.
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If your belief system is not founded in an objective reality, you should not be making decisions that affect other people.
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When scientifically investigating the natural world, the only thing worse than a blind believer is a seeing denier.
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You don’t want to raise a kid in a culture where the kid who asks the most questions is annoying. You want a culture where the kid who asks the most questions gets awards and gets another piece of cake.
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If you’re really successful at bullshitting, it means you’re not hanging around enough people smarter than you.
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We are part of this universe; we are in this universe, but perhaps more important than both of those facts, is that the universe is in us.
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Why can’t we summon the ingenuity and courage of the generations that came before us? The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What’s our excuse?
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If each dead person became a ghost, there’d be more than 100 billion of them haunting us all. Creepy, but cool.
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I wonder if, in fact, we have been observed by aliens and upon close examination of human conduct and human behavior they have concluded that there is no sign of intelligent life on Earth.
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No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don’t ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.
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The greatest of people that have ever been in society, they were never versions of someone else. They were themselves.
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We live in a world where not everyone has the urge to help others. It is OK to encourage others to pull themselves up by the bootstraps, but if you do, just remember that some people have no boots.
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If factual information upsets you, then you are creating a world that is not embracing objective truths, and that’s not how you advance a democracy.
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