There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
LILY TOMLINThere’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
LILY TOMLINThings are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLINCreating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
LILY TOMLINI worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
LILY TOMLINI feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
LILY TOMLINIf I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
LILY TOMLINReality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLINIf you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
LILY TOMLINI personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLINThe trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
LILY TOMLINIf life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
LILY TOMLINIf beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLINWe are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
LILY TOMLINAfter all, in private, we’re all misfits.
LILY TOMLINSuccess is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINWhen we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN