They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
EVELYN WAUGHI did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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