And the news got worse. It appeared that there was this whole other person Jesus Christ whose birthday a lot of people tended to confuse with mine. I was personally outraged. It was a long time before I forgave the Lord for that.
AVA GARDNERHollywood – that’s a place where love is viewed both pragmatically and philosophically in the saying, ‘Tis better to have loved and divorced than never to have had any publicity at all.
More Ava Gardner Quotes
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Fame and fortune does not mean anything if you don’t have a happy home.
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I couldn’t imagine a better place [Australia] for making a film on the end of the world.
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I must have seen more sunrises than any other actress in the history of Hollywood.
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It’s a pity nobody believes in simple lust anymore.
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So this was where lust was satisfied. If I’d been an old-time miner I’d have asked for my gold nugget back.
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I haven’t taken an overdose of sleeping pills and called my agent. I haven’t been in jail, and I don’t go running to the psychiatrist every two minutes. That’s something of an accomplishment these days.
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I want to remember it all, the good times and the bad times, the late nights, the boozing, the dancing into dawns, and all the great and not-so-great people I met and loved in those years.
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I hate cheating. I won’t put up with it. I don’t do it myself.
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I’ve certainly never taken the care of myself that I should have. On the contrary. I’ve done a lot of late nights without enough sleep and all that. But I’ve had fun. Whatever wrinkles are there, I’ve enjoyed getting them.
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God knows I’ve got so many frailties myself, I ought to be able to understand and forgive them in others. But I don’t.
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All I have going is my looks. When my beauty goes, I’m through.
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Sing me not a song; let me hear your recital of veneration and respect; this I will listen to over and over when I share your need of pleasing.
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When I’m old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.
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Sex isn’t all that important, but it is when you love someone very much.
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Doing nothing feels like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect.
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