There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Everyone desires long life, not one old age.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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