Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
EVELYN WAUGHMy children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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