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The wise man applauds he who he thinks most virtuous; the rest of the world applauds the wealthy.
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Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.
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There are two types of knowledge. One is knowing a thing. The other is knowing where to find it.
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A man who both spends and saves money is the happiest man, because he has both enjoyments.
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Sir, I have found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find you an understanding.
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A decent provision for the poor is the true test of civilization.
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What is easy is seldom excellent.
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Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
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Pride is a vice, which pride itself inclines every man to find in others, and to overlook in himself.
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The superiority of some men is merely local. They are great because their associates are little.
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A horse that can count to ten is a remarkable horse, not a remarkable mathematician.
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If you are idle, be not solitary; if you are solitary be not idle.
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How small of all that human hearts endure, That part which laws or kings can cause or cure.
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Curiosity is one of the most permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect.
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