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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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