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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Country Enough Fools Funny People Politics Time Yourself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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Blessing Deep Hard Time Light Perspective Philosophy
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk

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