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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.

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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong

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