I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
GROUCHO MARXEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Time wounds all heels.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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