All geniuses die young.
GROUCHO MARXEither this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Time wounds all heels.
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I only write first editions.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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