You know why divorces are so expensive? They’re worth it.
WILLIE NELSONI think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs I couldn’t even find my bike.
More Willie Nelson Quotes
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I’m an old fashioned joint smoker ya know.
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Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
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I like marijuana because it keeps me from killing people. And I think there are a lot of people out there who are just like me. The reason it’s not legal is because most people get up in the morning and get high, then forget to go out and vote for it.
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When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.
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I live one day at a time, one day at a time. Yesterday’s gone and tomorrow is blind, so I live one day at a time.
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We create our own unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to help us understand we are the ones who cause it.
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If you wait for tomorrow to follow your dreams, by the time that you get there they’re gone.
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When you’re singing, you’re using extra muscles, and it requires a lot of exercise and breathing. You can’t do that if you’re a sissy. If I have any fitness advice for people, I’d tell them to sing more. It’s good therapy, too.
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The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.
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Be gentle with your words – you can’t take them back.
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But if you think of all the people who don’t like me, just think of all the millions who’ve never heard of me!
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When evolution has been outlawed, only the outlaws will evolve.
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Just take what you need from the ladies and leave them.
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It’s an ongoing problem, an ongoing situation, life is. It’s just life, and it never stops and it never will. You just be thankful for what you’ve got, and move on.
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Indecision may or may not be our biggest problem.
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