A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINA father carries pictures where his money used to be.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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