Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.
ISAAC ASIMOVProperly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.
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If we only obey those rules that we think are just and reasonable, then no rule will stand, for there is no rule that some will not think is unjust and unreasonable.
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Was there anything more exciting in life than seeking answers?
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If you have talent, you will receive some measure of success – but only if you persist.
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It is the obvious which is so difficult to see most of the time. People say ‘It’s as plain as the nose on your face.’ But how much of the nose on your face can you see, unless someone holds a mirror up to you?
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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.
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The great secret of the successful fool is that he’s no fool at all.
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t brood. I’d type a little faster.
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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
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So the universe is not quite as you thought it was. You’d better rearrange your beliefs, then. Because you certainly can’t rearrange the universe.
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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I don’t subscribe to the thesis, ‘Let the buyer beware,’ I prefer the disregarded one that goes, ‘Let the seller be honest.’
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He always pictured himself a libertarian, which to my way of thinking means “I want the liberty to grow rich and you can have the liberty to starve”. It’s easy to believe that no one should depend on society for help when you yourself happen not to need such help.
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You don’t need to predict the future. Just choose a future – a good future, a useful future – and make the kind of prediction that will alter human emotions and reactions in such a way that the future you predicted will be brought about.
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Anything you make forbidden gains sexual attractiveness. Would you be particularly interested in women’s breasts if you lived in a society in which they were displayed at all times?
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The cure for advanced gullibility is to go to sleep and consider matters again the next day.
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