I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
NORM MACDONALDA suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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