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I told you I was sick.

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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong

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