Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
NORM MACDONALDHypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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