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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

Norm MacDonald

This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Game Greatness Money
Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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Choice Deep Enemy Love Philosophy
When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Battle Courageous Defeat Failure Hero Himself Lost Man Sick
Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I’ve seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he’s lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Battle Day Death Funny Hospital Man Myself Old Sick
Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Hate Love People Philosophy Violence
If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Desire Praise Yourself
All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Business Confidence Disappointment Future Learning People Weakness
Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Correct Discover Improvement Mistake Yourself
Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Best Mindset Praise Success
In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Best Kindness Love
The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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Different Moral Nation Reading
Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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Philosophy Reason Shame Virtue
I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Care Exercise Preference Sex Win Yourself
I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.’ I don’t own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I’d have to buy something to protect it then.
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Dog Funny Material Myself Protection Value
Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Appearance Health Liberty Lost Precious
They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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Afraid Dog Funny Identity Myself Reality Worry

Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.

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