“You are you. Now, isn’t that pleasant?”

Kid, you’ll move mountains.

Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.

You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

Poor empty pants with nobody inside them.

I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that’s because he’s a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

Fiction is my addiction

It’s not about what it is, it’s about what it can become.

Even though we may all become extinct, we can still leave our footprint in the sand.

You have to be odd to be number one.

You have to be a speedy reader because there’s so so much to read.

So, open your mouth, lad! For every voice counts!

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.