You’re about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
ROWAN ATKINSONExcellence is not an act but a habit.
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My personal problem is that I take the business of film-making so seriously that I find it very difficult to relax.
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The right to ridicule is far more important to society than any right not to be ridiculed because one in my view represents openness – and the other represents oppression.
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I am not really single, I am dating my self , I take my self out to eat, I buy myself clothes, I love me, I’m awesome.
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People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I’ll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn’t the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer.
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What is wrong with inciting intense dislike of a religion if the activities or teachings of that religion are so outrageous, irrational or abusive of human rights that they deserve to be intensely disliked?
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Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.
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Excellence is not an act but a habit.
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Birthday meant to be another year to be Fabulous.
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Nope, I don’t enjoy work generally. Not because I’m lazy; it’s just all so stressful and worrying.
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But generally speaking, I tend to be quiet and introspective.
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Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a little sad. You’ve got to be careful.
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The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil’s own satanic herd!
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I mean I can do it when I’m very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing.
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I would never be a television presenter. It’s not something I could ever do.
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I think you’re bound to get a sense of any character that you play. It’s not something you often do in comedy.
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The job is interesting, and the task is difficult, but the man is just a decent man doing a very ordinary job.
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In the modern media age, we are rarely surprised by what we see.
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If you’re a serious actor, it’s when you know you’re going to die tomorrow that you really start to feel it.
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I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time.
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Excellence at everything you can do can be achieved on if it is a habit.
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A law which attempts to say you can criticize and ridicule ideas as long as they are not religious ideas is a very peculiar law indeed.
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Sometimes I don’t feel like going to work but then I remember I was born cute not rich.
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If you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn money or whatever, will follow naturally.
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I’m certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions.
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I have a problem with Porsches. They’re wonderful cars, but I know I could never live with one.
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I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I’m in the company of good friends, but I’m not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
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