“I’m crazy for trying, crazy for crying, and I’m crazy for loving you.”

Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their first choice. That’s what makes the jukebox play.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs I couldn’t even find my bike.

I been a long time leaving but I’m going to be a long time gone.

I never pretended to have a great voice. It works and I can carry a tune. If you have a good song, that’s about all that’s required.

Little things I should have said and done I just never took the time You were always on my mind.

When you’re singing, you’re using extra muscles, and it requires a lot of exercise and breathing. You can’t do that if you’re a sissy. If I have any fitness advice for people, I’d tell them to sing more. It’s good therapy, too.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

I believe that all roads lead to the same place – and that is wherever all roads lead to.

If you’ve made your own hell, then only you have the power to escape it.

As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn’t in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.

As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn’t in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

Oh, I think it’s definitely spiritual. All music is. I think it’s maybe one of the highest forms of spirituality.

If you really want to get along with somebody, let them be themselves.

When you put your life in a good place, good things follow.

Looks like what drives me crazy Don’t have no effect on you– But I’m gonna keep on at it Till it drives you crazy, too.

Like thousands of other boys, I had a little chemical laboratory in our cellar and think that some of our friends thought me a bit crazy.

Crazy isn’t being broken, or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me, amplified.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

You have to be a freak in order to be different.

I’m crazy for being the one who tries to fix the broken in you.

We are all born crazy. Some remain that way.

I like the crazy ones- the ones made of a little bit of human and a lot of star.