If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
STEVEN WRIGHTIf man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
STEVEN WRIGHTIs it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
STEVEN WRIGHTThe early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
STEVEN WRIGHTNo one is listening until you make a mistake.
STEVEN WRIGHTHow come abbreviated is such a long word?
STEVEN WRIGHTI installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
STEVEN WRIGHTI was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, “Got any shoes you’re not using?
STEVEN WRIGHTWhy isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
STEVEN WRIGHTI am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
STEVEN WRIGHTIf a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
STEVEN WRIGHTI got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
STEVEN WRIGHTPlan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
STEVEN WRIGHTDepression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
STEVEN WRIGHTClones are people two.
STEVEN WRIGHTIf vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
STEVEN WRIGHTIf people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
STEVEN WRIGHT