The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERMaybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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