I’ve known straight and gay people all my life. I can’t tell the difference. But I’d never marry a guy I didn’t like.
WILLIE NELSON
God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere.
More Willie Nelson Quotes
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I’ve known straight and gay people all my life. I can’t tell the difference. But I’d never marry a guy I didn’t like.
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But if you think of all the people who don’t like me, just think of all the millions who’ve never heard of me!
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If you want to make marijuana legal, you’ve got to stay straight long enough to f – vote.
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You know why divorces are so expensive? They’re worth it.
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My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha’s a fine thing.
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Indecision may or may not be our biggest problem.
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As adults we try to relax from the never-ending quest for reason and order by drinking a little whiskey or smoking whatever works for us, but the wisdom isn’t in the whiskey or the smoke. The wisdom is in the moments when the madness slips away and we remember the basics.
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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down – but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round.
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Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.
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Be careful what you dream: soon your dreams will be dreaming you.
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I would like to see more airplay for all artists, no matter what age. I think there’s a lot of money being spent toward the young guys, but a lot of the older guys are the ones who blazed the trail for those young guys.
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What has changed is that nothing has changed. That’s what has made me more unhappy than everything else.
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I’m from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there’s no one in control.
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Sometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.
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I didn’t come here and I ain’t leavin’.
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I’m an old fashioned joint smoker ya know.
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