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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.

Chetan Bhagat

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.
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Goodness Knowledge Myself People Work
The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
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Advice Easy Funny World
The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.
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Born Myself Reality Voice Writing
Let’s be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I’d read the ‘WSJ’ in the morning, and for years I have done that.
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Honesty Investment Morning Myself Quite Temptation Time
Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.
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Enough Fear Help Impressive Yourself
In our education system, we are taught to munch figures and remember them for lifetime. But does it help? We are not taught how to make decisions.
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Decision Education Help Life Remember System Teaching Time
Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
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Bond Chocolate Drive Friendship Girl Man Race Woman
While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it’s okay if education becomes a profitable business, it’s not okay if it becomes corrupt.
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Believe Business Corruption Education Heart Problem
I am human, I am not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.
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Human Mistake Myself Perfection Time
It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I’d rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
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Face Myself Pain Sleep Time World
Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
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Best Existence Ignorance Woman Yourself
Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them.
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Rule Work Yourself
Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.
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Busy Criticize Improvement Time
When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?
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Best Caste Discrimination Himself Network Phone Politics Religion Simplicity Value Vote
When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you
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People Reach Stone Yourself
How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?
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Appearance Children Creation Funny Parents Scary

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