If I ever own a restaurant, I will never allow the waiters to ask if the diners like their dishes. Particularly when they’re talking.
ORSON WELLESNow I’m an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions.
More Orson Welles Quotes
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Never expect justice in this world. That is not part of God’s plan. Everybody thinks that if they don’t get it, they’re some kind of odd man out. And it’s not true. Nobody gets justice – people just get good luck or bad luck.
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Nobody who takes on anything big and tough can afford to be modest.
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A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
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My kind of director is an actor-director who writes.
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A director is someone who presides over a series of accidents.
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Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.
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I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
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I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
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They teach anything in universities today. You can major in mud pies.
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A film is never really good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.
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Criminals are never very amusing. It’s because they’re failures. Those who make real money aren’t counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem.
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I seem to have no dress sense at all. I’m always being listed in New York among one of the ten worst dressed men of the year. Someone once described me as “looking like an unmade bed.” He was right!
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A movie in production is the greatest train set a boy could ever have.
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The director is simply the audience. His job is to preside over accidents.
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I started at the top and worked my way down.
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