I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćAn injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
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It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more – Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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Everyone is equal – a strange Swedish mentality.
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
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A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
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