“f you ain’t laughin’, you ain’t livin’.”

If you can’t find the sunshine, make your own instead!

If your actions create a legacy that inspires others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, then you are an excellent leader.

A great friend is one you can share hair tips with.

It’s you who sets your stride!

My weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order.

Rainy days are just an excuse for pretty umbrellas. Don’t let it slow you down!

A kid can never have too many books!

I always appreciate my name in lights.

I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.

I do believe with all of my heart that life will be good again.

Don’t get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you.

Since I was a little girl there’s probably only been a handful of days I haven’t had a guitar in my hand at some point, even if only for just a minute.

Everybody needs a pair of six-inch heeled boots in their winter wardrobe.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

Hold your head high and look today straight in the eye.

One could laugh at the world better if it didn’t mix tender kindliness with its brutality.

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

I will laugh at the world. And most of all, I will laugh at myself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.

The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.

It’s time that we began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.

Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.