Come to my house and you’ll see if I’m gay. And bring your sister.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIćYou can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
More Zlatan Ibrahimović Quotes
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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Everyone is equal – a strange Swedish mentality.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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I don’t need the Ballon d’Or to know I’m the best. It matters more to some players
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I like Balotelli: he’s even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.
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A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot. Then we would have serious problems!
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You don’t need a team leader, you need quality.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend.
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Come over to my house with your sister, baby, and I’ll show you who’s gay!
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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PSG’s project is to dream bigger, but if you buy Messi, you don’t dream bigger – you are bigger!
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You can take a kid out of Rosengård, but you can never take Rosengård out of that kid.
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That’s how it is with the English: if you score against them you’re a good player; if you don’t, you’re not.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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He’s a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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It’s true I don’t know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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It is nice when people recognize me and approach me in the street. Anyone who says they don’t like that is lying.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He’s nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic’s partner] he whispered to her: ‘Helena, you have only one mission – feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.’ That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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I’m like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can’t come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don’t believe in this chitchat.
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I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.
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