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George Carlin Quote - Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

Life is not measured by the breathes you take, but by the moments that take your breathe away.

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There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.
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Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other’s picture.
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Friendship Humour Photographer Photography Picture Thief
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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I’ll bet there aren’t too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.
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Bagpipe Crack Hook Humour People Play
Don’t confuse me with those who cling to hope.
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Cling Confuse Hope One Liner
If we could only find out who’s in charge, we could kill him.
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Charge Hustle Inspirational Kill One Liner
Religion is like drugs, it destroys the thinking mind.
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Destroy Drugs Mind One Liner Religion Thinking
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
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Funny House Humour Place Stuff
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
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By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
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The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot.
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Forget Man One Liner Teaching Wisdom Wise
What do dogs do on their day off?; Can’t lie around – that’s their job!
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People can’t seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure.
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