Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERI’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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