His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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