Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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