Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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