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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Dorothy Parker

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Dance End Surprise Woman Young
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice
Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Bad Death Feeling Myself Time
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Break Friendship Time
[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Big Enough Friendship Funny Home Need Place Room
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Atmosphere Best Children Home
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Enough Friendship Need Room
It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Entertainment Fun Goodness Myself
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Sick Storm
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Man Myself Relationship Requirement Stupidity
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Fight Liberty Man Room Start
The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Big Earth Fools Love Man Woman
Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Deny Fake Lying Storm Trouble
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Fools Myself Sorry Touch
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Appearance Clothes Fashion Party Yourself

What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

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