If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
DOROTHY PARKERWhat ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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