Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERTake me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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