And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
DOROTHY PARKERMost good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
DOROTHY PARKERBewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
DOROTHY PARKERThat woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKERTake me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERI hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
DOROTHY PARKERYou can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
DOROTHY PARKERAll I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
DOROTHY PARKERWriting is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
DOROTHY PARKERThe best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
DOROTHY PARKERI’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
DOROTHY PARKERDucking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKERWhere unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
DOROTHY PARKER