Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
DOROTHY PARKERRidicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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