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Dorothy Parker Quote - I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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