“Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.”

I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.

There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.

If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.

Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!

Women and elephants never forget.

People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.

If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.

Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.

The big challenge is to become all that you have the possibility of becoming.

Every day is different, and some days are better than others, but no matter how challenging the day, I get up and live it.

No business can continue to shrink. That can only go on for so long before irrelevancy sets in.

The true measure of a successful leader is their ability to discover the hidden talent in those they lead and challenge them to achieve greatness.

There’s a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it.

Breaking the rules and challenging convention is in the DNA of every successful entrepreneur.

Everyting negative – pressure, challenges – is all an opportunity for me to rise.

When we stop growing, life gives us a challenge to make us grow.