“The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.”

I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible.

Science can explain the universe without the need for a Creator.

I believe everyone should have a broad picture of how the universe operates and our place in it. It is a basic human desire. And it also puts our worries in perspective.

I like physics, but I love cartoons.

One is always a long way from solving a problem until one actually has the answer.

If you are lucky enough to find love, remember it is there and don’t throw it away.

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.

Scientific discovery may not be better than sex, but the satisfaction lasts longer.

We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

What I meant by ‘we would know the mind of God’ is, we would know everything that God would know, if there were a God. Which there isn’t. I’m an atheist.

Time and space are finite in extent, but they don’t have any boundary or edge. They would be like the surface of the earth, but with two more dimensions.

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.

Its a crazy world out there. Be curious.

Instead of war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.

We are like roses that have never bothered to bloom when we should have bloomed and it is as if the sun has become disgusted with waiting.

I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they’re out there and it really bothers me.

If you’re extremely confident, taking a loss doesn’t bother you.

Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.

The basketball court for me, during a game, is the most peaceful place I can imagine. On the basketball court, I worry about nothing. When I’m out there, no one can bother me.

It doesn’t bother me at all. Do I hold any hard feelings? Not at all, Life is too short to sit around and hold grudges.

Don’t bother doing something unless you’re radically different from the competition.