“I’m totally normal. I think it’s obnoxious when people demand limos or bodyguards. I eat at McDonald’s or Taco Bell. My parents always taught us to be humble. We’re not spoiled.”

I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it’s like search and destroy.

I don’t think there’s ever been anyone like me that’s lasted. And I’m going to keep on lasting.

I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun.

When you’re in the public eye, it’s wrong to cheat on someone, unless you’re very careful. If you’re normal and no one’s going to know, then do it.

The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

Life is too short to blend in.

I’m not like anybody else. I’m like an American princess.

I think I am a good role model, and a lot of mothers come up to me and they’re really happy, and I think if any girl follows their dreams then anything can happen to them.

I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over’.

You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren’t really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.

The only rule is don’t be boring.

I don’t really think, I just walk.

Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.

I’m a really good person. I’m down to earth. I have a big heart. I have feelings. And I’m just like everybody else.

The student must have a very humble state of mind and also must be very inquisitive.

I know that’s a little jarring, coming from a Weatherman, but what I mean by being humble is doubting if your action did anything. So you have to open your eyes, act and doubt. And then you have to repeat for a lifetime.

I’m my biggest inspiration. And I say this in the most humble way. I’ve been through so much, just in my life.

The real wealth in Krishna Consciousness is Humility. We don’t have to become a big devotee rather we have to become a Humble Devotee.

None are so empty as those who are full of themselves.

You can do one of two things: You can humble yourself or life will humble you. I think it’s a lot easier to find a way to humble yourself.

I feel like I’m just a woman like every woman. We have our doubts, which is better, because I always prefer to stay humble about everything.

Many of those who are humiliated are not humble. Some react to humiliation with anger, others with patience, and others with freedom. The first are culpable, the next harmless, the last just.