Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he’s been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.
CHARLES BARKLEYI just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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The older I get, the faster I was.
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The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.
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You can’t start a diet in the middle of the week, that’s just stupid.
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Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.
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We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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Just because you say something doesn’t make it controversial, and it doesn’t make you a bad person.
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Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they’re still poor.
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