It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H. L. MENCKENThe common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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